psyducked:

rabioheab:

what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song

Kanye himself probably said this

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

(Source: mermeme)

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

(Source: whoredinarygirl)

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker)